Look over there my owner didn't see but I saw it myself It's a little brown thing by the name of "woof!" That's right I'm a dog I don't really speak English at all But for the purpose of this song I'll be speaking English for most of the entirety Otherwise it would ju-u-ust sound like *barking* So you catch my drift My owner throws a stick for me to fetch but I don't give a shit about a fuckin' stick I'm gonna kill that squirrel! (Run squirrel run, run squirrel run, run squirrel run, don't fuckin' die) Yeah! Woo, hoo, hoo! Uh-huh-uh-uh (Run squirrel run, run squirrel run, run squirrel run, don't fuckin' die) Gonna kill him dead (Run squirrel run, run squirrel run, run squirrel run, don't fuckin' die) Woo! Hey! Hey! Woof! (Run squirrel run, run squirrel run, run squirrel run) There's a minor obstacle to overcome (To overco-o-ome) My owner's got me on a lead (I'm on a lead, I'm on a lea-ea-ead) I struggle, I pull, I leap until the momentum (The momentu-u-um) has become greater than that of my owner's grip or some shit I don't know Dogs don't have schools So I never did physics "Oh Squiffles, come back!" Hey I'm the dog's aforementioned owner Peter Wells I've realised what's about to occur, my instinct tells me that Squiffles (that's my dog's name by the way) is most likely gonna try and kill another squirrel today I'm gonna kill that squirrel! (Run squirrel run, run squirrel run, run squirrel run, don't fuckin' die) Yeah! Woo, hoo, hoo! Uh-huh-uh-uh (Run squirrel run, run squirrel run, run squirrel run, don't fuckin' die) Gonna kill him dead (Run squirrel run, run squirrel run, run squirrel run, don't fuckin' die) Woo! Hey! Hey! Woof! (Run squirrel run, run squirrel run, run squirrel run) Ba ba boo-ba-da-ba-dee-ba-da-ba-da-ba-dee-baaa da dweeble dee-baaa (Ba ba ba ba ba-da ba da-ba-da boo ba-da-ba-dee-ba-da-booo) I scream and yell and shout and yell but Squiffles doesn't care I try to run after old Squiffles but I haven't been to the gym in a while Then to my shame my Squiffles kills the squirrel before a child I just killed that squirrel! (Dead squirrel, dead, dead squirrel, dead, dead squirrel, dead, it's fuckin' dead) Yeah! Woo, hoo, hoo! Uh-huh-uh-uh ((Dead squirrel, dead, dead squirrel, dead, dead squirrel, dead, it's fuckin' dead) Gonna kill him dead Woo! Hey! Hey! (You should have seen his face) Woof! It was dead It was a dead face